Letter 1.3 – Answer 4.2
Dear Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a decrease in performance in the flower and jewelery programs (that worked perfectly during Boyfriend 5.0).
In addition Husband 1.0 un-installed many valuable programs like Romance 9.9, but installed unwanted programs like Bingo 5.0 and Sport news 3.0. Convocation 8.0 doesn’t work any more and Cleaning 2.6 crashes the entire system.
I have tried Nag 5.3 to fix the problem, but it doesn’t help. What should I do?
Compliments
Desperate
Dear Desperate
First of all, remember that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment program, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try the command C:/I thought you loved me and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 will automatically run programs: Guilt 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But do remember that too much use of these will cause Husband 1.0 to re-establish silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 and Beer 6.1. Of which the later is a very bad program that results in Snoring_loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, do NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or any other boyfriend-friendly programs. These are not compatible and will crash Husband 1.0.
To recap, Husband 1.0 is a good program, but has a limited amount of memory and takes some time to learn new functions. You can think about buying some extra equipment to juice up the performance. I personally recommend Hot food 3.0 and Sexy Underwear 6.9.
Good luck!
Support
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