suss is a good girl really

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lustforlike’s purse (30 points). In June I gave titannick a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday devlsmurf and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to isilando in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (330 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!


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